P!nk facts

#1 when the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for p!nk
#2 p!nk can touch mc hammer
#3 p!nk has 2 speeds, walk... and rock!
#4 when p!nk falls into water, p!nk doesnt get wet - water gets pink
#5 when p!nk does push-ups, she doesnt push herself up - she pushes the earth down
#6 p!nk is the reason why waldo is hiding
#7 p!nk can win a game of connect 4 in three moves
#8 p!nk has the greatest pokerface of all time. she won the 1997 world series of poker, despite holding only a joker, a get out of jail free monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
#9 genetic engineers theorize that p!nk somehow must have found a way to travel back in time and thus, have given birth to every single one of the 1972 miami dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
#10 when p!nk does her taxes, she only sends in blank forms with a photo of herself included. she has never had to pay taxes ever.
#11 the original title for alien vs. predator was alien and predator vs p!nk. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. no one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
#12 p!nk never actually "reads" books. she stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
#13 p!nk invented black. in fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. except pink. tom cruise invented pink. she took it from him, though.
#14 if you spell "p!nk" at a game of scrabble, you win. forever.
#15 p!nk never colors her hair. every single one of her hairs is capable of going through the full color spectrum all by themselves. usually, they simply assemble themselves in a way that best fits her mometary mood.
#16 p!nk is currently suing NBC, claiming law and order are trademarked names for her left and right fists.
#17 in an average livingroom, there are 2497 things p!nk could use to kick your ***, including the room itself.
#18 Whenever Pink performs her eternal light shines bright for all to see
#19 p!nk can divide by zero. the result is plain hottness.
#20 chuck norris and p!nk once walked into a bar. the bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
#21 the great wall of china was originally created to keep p!nk out. it failed miserably.
#22 p!nk can have her cake AND eat it, too
#23 p!nk always knows the EXACT location of carmen san diego.
#24 some people wear superman-pajamas. superman wears p!nk-pajamas.
#25 he, who laughs last, laughs best. she, who laughs last, always turns out to be p!nk.
#26 p!nk rocks! whether she sings alone or with anyone.
#27 police label anyone attacking p!nk as a code 45-11.... a suicide.
#28 there is no "I" in p!nk.
#29 p!nk can hit you so hard that she can actually alter your DNA. decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell...
#30 p!nk doesn't actually "write" her songs. her mere presence makes the words assemble themselves out of pure awe.
#31 p!nk can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
#32 On the bottom right of the cover of the Guinness Book of World Records, it says in fine print: all records are actually held by p!nk. the ones listed in this book are simply the closest that anyone else has ever gotten.
#33 p!nk doesnt go to the saloon. p!nk owns the saloon
#34 p!nk doesnt need camouflage. the enemy would like to look at her, too.
#35 p!nk doesnt need a suit to go to space - space changes to suit p!nk.
#36 p!nk sings the pants off of everyone... except herself.
#37 p!nk doesnt listen to rumours. p!nk STARTS the rumours
#38 p!nk wins all the awards. all the others are fake.
#39 p!nk is a super sexy cop in her "spare time"
#40 p!nk speaks two languages. hehehe and grrrrr
#41 p!nk can light up an arena with a quick stare.
#42 p!nk sheds her skin twice a year.
#43 The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball P!nk played in second grade.
#44 In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. P!nk was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
#45 P!nk uses a night light. Not because P!nk is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of P!nk.
#46 "A" is for P!nk, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
#47 P!nk is a valid answer for every question in a SAT-Test.
#48 If tapped, one stage performance by P!nk could power the country of australia for 24 hours.
#49 If I were you, I'd rather be me!
- The above statement is untrue though, if you happen to be P!nk
#50 P!nk is not allowed to ever run for presidency. This is because if she did, the republicans would, in order to still pull off a win, need to rig far more votes than theres people in Florida.
#51 P!nk has 12 moons. One of them is the earth.
#52 98% of all female celebrities secretly wish they were P!nk. The other 2% are either P!nk, or some incredibly ignorant girls.
#53 In his song "Who The ***k Is Alice", Chris Norman from the Smokies was talking about P!nk. Since his memory for names was utter garbage, he'd actually deserve some credit for that song because after all, he got amazingly close on this one.
#54 P!nk is a vegetarian. This means that her fists put everything she hits into vegetative state.
#55 In the movie 300, P!nk was who King Leonidas had in mind when he talked about Xerxes apparently not knowing the spartan women.
#56 When P!nk once met Michael Jackson she scared him so much that he turned pale white and refused to leave his house ever again. So far, he has not recovered.
#57 Tomb Raider: The Adventures of Lara Croft is loosly based on a day off that P!nk spent on an adventure playground when she was 5 years old
#58 P!nk sprays love. Simply because the other way round totally wouldnt make sense.
#59 P!nk is the only one to never get asked "do you want fries with that?". they know she does not. the just KNOW.
#60 P!nk is capable of photosynthesis.
#61 P!nk is her own line at the DMV.
#62 There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and P!nk.
#63 P!nk was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when she rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up her dry cleaning.
#64 In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be P!nk
#65 Only P!nk can prevent forest fires.
#66 Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. P!nk knows this of course. She just doesn't care
#67 P!nk doesn't stub her toes. She accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
#68 p!nks smile once brought a puppy back to life.
#69 After P!nk finished her workout, the gym feels like its just been raped.
#70 When P!nk crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
#71 P!nk sneezes electicity.
#72 P!nk CAN believe its not butter.
#73 The reason why toilet paper isnt pink is cause if it were, it wouldnt take sh][t from anyone.
#74 Before becoming a musical genius P!nk tried her luck on broadway in the play 'Swan Lake'
#75 When p!nk vacations, she has to disguise herself as a middle-aged man from Kansas to protect her privacy...
#76 p!nk considered a career in golf and she always beat Tiger Woods, But she felt it's not fair to win everytime so she let Tiger have the glory
#77 and 78 dont exist cause marea is not so good at counting *cough* -.-
#79 P!nk does not dance. She roundhouse kicks to the beat.
#80 In the early 1930's it was infact Alicia & Clyde who were the masterminds behind the Barrow Gang. Bonnie just later took the blame to aid in P!nk's getaway!!
#81 p!nk was not actually born!! ... she fell from heaven!
#82 P!NK is the most Notorious Fugitive Alive! Guilty of stealing hearts across the world.