#1 when the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for p!nk #2 p!nk can touch mc hammer #3 p!nk has 2 speeds, walk... and rock! #4 when p!nk falls into water, p!nk doesnt get wet - water gets pink #5 when p!nk does push-ups, she doesnt push herself up - she pushes the earth down #6 p!nk is the reason why waldo is hiding #7 p!nk can win a game of connect 4 in three moves #8 p!nk has the greatest pokerface of all time. she won the 1997 world series of poker, despite holding only a joker, a get out of jail free monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. #9 genetic engineers theorize that p!nk somehow must have found a way to travel back in time and thus, have given birth to every single one of the 1972 miami dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. #10 when p!nk does her taxes, she only sends in blank forms with a photo of herself included. she has never had to pay taxes ever. #11 the original title for alien vs. predator was alien and predator vs p!nk. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. no one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. #12 p!nk never actually "reads" books. she stares them down until she gets the information she wants. #13 p!nk invented black. in fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. except pink. tom cruise invented pink. she took it from him, though. #14 if you spell "p!nk" at a game of scrabble, you win. forever. #15 p!nk never colors her hair. every single one of her hairs is capable of going through the full color spectrum all by themselves. usually, they simply assemble themselves in a way that best fits her mometary mood. #16 p!nk is currently suing NBC, claiming law and order are trademarked names for her left and right fists. #17 in an average livingroom, there are 2497 things p!nk could use to kick your ***, including the room itself. #18 Whenever Pink performs her eternal light shines bright for all to see #19 p!nk can divide by zero. the result is plain hottness. #20 chuck norris and p!nk once walked into a bar. the bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. #21 the great wall of china was originally created to keep p!nk out. it failed miserably. #22 p!nk can have her cake AND eat it, too #23 p!nk always knows the EXACT location of carmen san diego. #24 some people wear superman-pajamas. superman wears p!nk-pajamas. #25 he, who laughs last, laughs best. she, who laughs last, always turns out to be p!nk. #26 p!nk rocks! whether she sings alone or with anyone. #27 police label anyone attacking p!nk as a code 45-11.... a suicide. #28 there is no "I" in p!nk. #29 p!nk can hit you so hard that she can actually alter your DNA. decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell... #30 p!nk doesn't actually "write" her songs. her mere presence makes the words assemble themselves out of pure awe. #31 p!nk can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. #32 On the bottom right of the cover of the Guinness Book of World Records, it says in fine print: all records are actually held by p!nk. the ones listed in this book are simply the closest that anyone else has ever gotten. #33 p!nk doesnt go to the saloon. p!nk owns the saloon #34 p!nk doesnt need camouflage. the enemy would like to look at her, too. #35 p!nk doesnt need a suit to go to space - space changes to suit p!nk. #36 p!nk sings the pants off of everyone... except herself. #37 p!nk doesnt listen to rumours. p!nk STARTS the rumours #38 p!nk wins all the awards. all the others are fake. #39 p!nk is a super sexy cop in her "spare time" #40 p!nk speaks two languages. hehehe and grrrrr #41 p!nk can light up an arena with a quick stare. #42 p!nk sheds her skin twice a year. #43 The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball P!nk played in second grade. #44 In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. P!nk was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep. #45 P!nk uses a night light. Not because P!nk is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of P!nk. #46 "A" is for P!nk, as is every other letter of the alphabet. #47 P!nk is a valid answer for every question in a SAT-Test. #48 If tapped, one stage performance by P!nk could power the country of australia for 24 hours. #49 If I were you, I'd rather be me! - The above statement is untrue though, if you happen to be P!nk #50 P!nk is not allowed to ever run for presidency. This is because if she did, the republicans would, in order to still pull off a win, need to rig far more votes than theres people in Florida. #51 P!nk has 12 moons. One of them is the earth. #52 98% of all female celebrities secretly wish they were P!nk. The other 2% are either P!nk, or some incredibly ignorant girls. #53 In his song "Who The ***k Is Alice", Chris Norman from the Smokies was talking about P!nk. Since his memory for names was utter garbage, he'd actually deserve some credit for that song because after all, he got amazingly close on this one. #54 P!nk is a vegetarian. This means that her fists put everything she hits into vegetative state. #55 In the movie 300, P!nk was who King Leonidas had in mind when he talked about Xerxes apparently not knowing the spartan women. #56 When P!nk once met Michael Jackson she scared him so much that he turned pale white and refused to leave his house ever again. So far, he has not recovered. #57 Tomb Raider: The Adventures of Lara Croft is loosly based on a day off that P!nk spent on an adventure playground when she was 5 years old #58 P!nk sprays love. Simply because the other way round totally wouldnt make sense. #59 P!nk is the only one to never get asked "do you want fries with that?". they know she does not. the just KNOW. #60 P!nk is capable of photosynthesis. #61 P!nk is her own line at the DMV. #62 There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and P!nk. #63 P!nk was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when she rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up her dry cleaning. #64 In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be P!nk #65 Only P!nk can prevent forest fires. #66 Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. P!nk knows this of course. She just doesn't care #67 P!nk doesn't stub her toes. She accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. #68 p!nks smile once brought a puppy back to life. #69 After P!nk finished her workout, the gym feels like its just been raped. #70 When P!nk crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. #71 P!nk sneezes electicity. #72 P!nk CAN believe its not butter. #73 The reason why toilet paper isnt pink is cause if it were, it wouldnt take sh][t from anyone. #74 Before becoming a musical genius P!nk tried her luck on broadway in the play 'Swan Lake' #75 When p!nk vacations, she has to disguise herself as a middle-aged man from Kansas to protect her privacy... #76 p!nk considered a career in golf and she always beat Tiger Woods, But she felt it's not fair to win everytime so she let Tiger have the glory #77 and 78 dont exist cause marea is not so good at counting *cough* -.- #79 P!nk does not dance. She roundhouse kicks to the beat. #80 In the early 1930's it was infact Alicia & Clyde who were the masterminds behind the Barrow Gang. Bonnie just later took the blame to aid in P!nk's getaway!! #81 p!nk was not actually born!! ... she fell from heaven! #82 P!NK is the most Notorious Fugitive Alive! Guilty of stealing hearts across the world.
If you are in LOVE. No matter how ugly the person is or how ugly other people told you the person is....
In your eyes, he or she will look like this.
If she look like this
In your eyes, she still look like this. Then it’s mean that u don’t love her enough
If he look like this
In your eyes, he look like this. Then it’s mean that u hate him or u don’t like this guy.hahaha~
P/s: If we really love a person. i think appearance will place second :)for example, my parent use to be very leng zai and leng lui. now they become fat, old and not very attractive but both of them are still very in love just like the 1st day that they met :)
1 week of holiday is so damn boring. Therefore, I go to kl to meet friends again. I met Darren, Eddie, Ah Sen, Ting Yoong, and Watermelon (I forgot his real name,swt). I‘ve arrived at kl around 11am and it seems that everybody was late. Darren (late 1 hour), Eddie (late 1 ½ hour), Ah Sen (late 2 hour), Ting Yoong and Watermelon (late 2 ½ hour). I think next time I have to tell them meet around 9 a.m if I want to meet them at 11 am. So that I wont need to wait them for hours again. At kl, as usual loafing around Bukit Bintang. We (Darren, Ah Sen, Eddie and I) have our lunch at Mc Donald and meet Ting Yoong and Watermelon at there too. Actually I don’t know who is Watermelon, only saw his profile in Friendster and he got thousands of friends. His real person really looks different from his picture. In real life, he looks like aunty~no offence but he really look like aunty~hahaha…Meanwhile, Ting Yoong look different already. He started to know how to style himself. Now, He got golden lion hair and cowboy shoe :). Too bad I forget to take photo with Ting Yoong and Watermelon. After having our lunch, 4 of us separated with Ting Yoong and Watermelon because the princess cannot walk so far until Pavilion as that day the weather was a bit hot. Frankly, that day is quite boring because nothing to do at there~no movie, no one interested in playing arcade games, no bowling, and no attractive/good looking people to see. We just walk around the city and take pictures. I kept asking them whether they feel bored or not because I scared that I m wasting their time + I feel a bit bored for nothing to do too. That day, don’t know y~ I feel that some of the words that said by Darren are a bit annoying especially the part when he told me that his close friend told him that I will only make friend with the ugly one or people who are more ugly than me. Well,well,well, let me make thing clear~I admit that most of my friends are not very attractive or very good looking but I can assure you that they are good and kind people. I do have good looking friend even models too but majority of them are snobbish and only willing to meet me personally. Hmmm, I know the guy who talks bad about me. I wonder he got many friends or not because he is ugly and have bad attitude. Darren, Me, Ah Sen and Eddie.
we look match eh~ just realised that Ah Sen and i have the same sense of style :)
saw Ferrari at Pavilion
8pm we all walk our own way. i arrived at Bidor around 10 pm. on my way walked to my rent house. i feel so warm when a lots of my student bumped into me and greet me at the street.
it is school holiday again~ I went to kl to meet my sis, sis in law, and my nieces from 14-17 March. 1st day at kl, we stay at Capital Hotel. It was a tired day for me because I need to drag my 20 kg luggage from Chit Loong Garden(Bidor) to Bukit Bintang because I need my sister to help me bring back the 20 kg luggage to my hometown. This is my last semester and I’m having my practical at Bidor. Before I came to Bidor, my university is situated at Tanjung Malim. Now I m trying to bring back my things as much as possible because I still left 1 ½ month before I going back to my hometown that is Kuching. Anyway lets continue my kl trip I arrive let to the Capital Hotel. My sis already went to KLCC shopping. Putting all my stuff in the hotel, I went to Petaling Street to cut my hair. Then, I went to Time Square to meet fat Jatta. I just meet him for a while because he is busy with his MC and dancing performance. He is not as fat as I expected la but that day he seems a bit tired and do not have enough sleep. Oh~1st time heard his voice, he sound like Queen Elizabeth, hahaha.
Jatta and I :)(If I m not mistaken, he is just 19 y/o)
After that I went to KLCC to meet my family~ wow, my sis gain weight and as usual my nieces is still very very fat my sis seem very worry about her body when I told her this time is the fattest I ever seen her. Haha, of coz she become fat jor la coz recently she just got promotion to become Celcom’s marketing manager in Kuching branch and got 4 months bonus from the company. Even she is 3+y/o now, appearance is still very important for my sister as she is former City Queen and Miss Cheong Sam before. 1st day we only manage to walk around in KLCC because of the rain, we cannot go anywhere else.
My Fat nieces
tired niece falls asleep (picture taken by her Bian Tai uncle)
2nd day- we went to Genting Highland. There was nothing special at there. Next time, never ever book 1st World Hotel again because we spend 5 hour waiting for our number to be call to check-in our room. Bare in mind that we should only live at Genting 1 day or maximum 2 days because u will be died of bored if u stay too many days at there. We went to play indoor and outdoor games before we check-in our room. So funny, I saw some of the tourist at there wear like Santa Claus. They make Genting look like having snow. That day Genting is actually quite hot. I even sweat a lot while walking around in there. I can’t imagine how those people feel while wearing like Santa.
At Genting~ can u spot where am I :P
Having my breakfast at 1st World Hotel and this is my new hair style.More mature look and No more childish hair.
Extra ticket we bought and we try to give to other people for free.
3rd day going back to Bukit Bintang. Check-in to the same Hotel. Capital Hotel but this time they give us a bigger room with a cheaper price. We live in supreme deluxe room. Nieces seem very happy to stay in the beautiful room. That day nothing special, we just shop at Pavilion, Sungai Wang, and BB plaza. After that we went to have our dinner at 又一村. I don’t know 又一村 is a p restaurant.(my friend, Kelwin, just told me) No wonder every time I enter the restaurant, I will see a lots of good looking guy staring at me like they want to eat me. swt~ anyway, that night my sis, nieces and I have some funny conversation in the hotel: Sister: Aduh~u spend all the $$ that your grandma send to you and even spend more than your uncle eh~ Niece: The Rm100 is not enough for me to buy all the ‘Girls’ accessories. Me: Then when u grows up, I think u have to find a prince to buy the entire beauty product for you. Niece: Don’t want lah, I prefer married an old rich guy. Make him die faster and take away all his belonging~ Sister: where u got all this evil idea from? Niece: well, easy, its from tv. Younger niece: Womanizer, woman, womanizer, baby….(get high and singing alone on the bed)
Both of my nieces (5 and 7 years old) talk and act like an adult. They didn’t listen to kid song such as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star too~ they listen to Hot and Cold. They pay the money by themselves whenever they buy anything.
After 5 minutes the technician came to our room to fix the broken hair dryer in the shower room. I was making joke to my niece and I can’t believe the respond I got from a 7 years old kid. I wonder how my sis taught them.swt Me: The O Nang (the black guy) is trying dryer on himself after fixing it.hehehe. Giving me the lazy look, my niece answers me… Niece: yea,yea,yea, he even drying his pubic hair~
Fooling around in the room with my niece.
Niece fall asleep.(pic taken by their Bian Tai uncle again)
4th day~my sis, nieces and sis in law check out the room around 1 pm. Before they went back to Kuching, my sis brings me to eat delicious Thai Foods and as a result, in the second day, I grow lots of pimples again. swt. After we separated, I went to meet Darren and Kelwin. Nothing special, we just went to sing k and we shout like crazy people in Green Box. Kelwin is Green Box member and each of us only pay Rm10 to sing 3 hour.oh, that day, I also bought a new white pdi short and through Ah Sen blog, I just realized that we have the same short.
with Shorty Kelwin
with silly Darren
Okla~I will stop from here. It’s a long essay eh~hehe~anyway. Saturday(21 March) will go to kl again to meet some old friends again. The purposed I keep meeting friends at kl is because I will graduate soon and going back to Kuching. I scare that I don’t have chance to meet them anymore :)
went to Penang last saturday until monday. really angry when im on my way to Penang from Bidor because being scolded by rude west malaysian without any reason and i didnt fight back, only ignore them coz im educated guy~ 1st incident- an old indian woman shout at me and said im lucky to have the last ticket when i change my bus ticket time from Bidor to Ipoh.i only change ticket time ma~y so fierce~im the customer and i do pay leh~ 2nd incident- at Ipoh bus station. i waited for extra ticket to buy for nearly 1 hour(coz all the ticket already sold out). the ticket seller told me that next bus maybe still have empty sit for me but i have to wait everybody enter the bus to make sure that it still have empty sit for me. this mean that i will be the last person to enter the bus. luckily, i got my ticket. i rush to the bus and i saw everybody sit in the bus waiting for me. the bus ticket collector scold me. he said im late and walk so slow like `pondan`. im so stupid at that time, i didnt say anything and just walk into the bus. it is not my fault as the ticket seller sell me the ticket at last minute and i waited the bus for nearly 1 hour. 3rd incident-i arrived Butterworth. ok, again i `kena marah' by rude uncle because i dont know that we need to change syiling before sit our ass fat on the ferry.
anyway~i spend a few days at there and i spend a lots in foods. really love the Penang laksa that situated near kek lok si.
this is what i saw while im eating my laksa.....lazy cat....
New shoe that i bought from Penang. My first Converse shoe as i usually buy Nike~
I really hate whenever I help and give advices to my friends and they just won’t listen. It’s really frustrating when they are even said I’m busy body and they stop talking with me. My parent always said that I’m so stupid to help those who did not appreciate my help or use me. Apa boleh buat~swt~I just like to help people and I didn’t expect anything back from them. I never make mistake in prediction. If u doesn’t want to listen to my advice then u will regret later. Usually later, those who don’t want to listen to me will come back to find and chat with me again then that time they just realised that I’m right but it’s already too late because already being hurt by others. Mmmm, I wonder why all of them want to be like that leh~can’t they prevent before bad things happen? Or maybe human is like that, need to be hurt before they learn something or know their mistakes. okla~i'll stop at here :)
p/s:this guy really can sing~his voice is so dreamy and he is handsome too.i bet a lots of girls o even guys will fall for him.haha