Nowadays producers are lazy ~;~

notice any similarities? actually those songs are from the same producer~swt

Best man~

the bride and bridegroom. i dont have many picture of the bridegroom because he don't like to take picture.

Here is the best man experience that I promise will post few weeks ago~hoho~actaully its nothing special la~ because my friend is not very religious type of person. So I quite free to be his best man~haha~

09/07/09~It is a big day for my friend  he is that 1st that got married. He is my old classmate and my hometown friend that I usually hang around. His wife is just 20 y/o~ (4 years younger than us). She is so young~ hmmm, I think my friend done something wrong and that why they get married so early but his wife doesn’t look like pregnant. Anyway, I don’t dare to ask them, all I can do is to wish them all the best.
8/07/09 (a day before my friend’s wedding)
Actually I’m quiet disappointed because my friend still didn’t ask me to be his groomsman or usher~ waited until 8pm suddenly they (friends who just came back from Singapore and Sabah) call me and invite me to the bridegroom’s house. Then I realised that these people do things in last minutes. We went to the bridegroom house to accompany his last day as unmarried man :)


the wedding car
9/07/09
4 am woke up. My friends came to fetch me to the bridegroom’s house and I also didn’t know that I was chosen to be his best man ~swt. The reason I was being chose to be the best man among my friends is because I m the tallest and only I can stand next to the best man for the lady side coz im taller than her. That day I didn’t wear as cool as usual because all my old schoolmate + friends are born in rural area. I will just look like an alien if I wear like urban kids~haha~ things that I like about my rural area(hometown) friends is that they are so friendly and like to help each other no matter how busy or how far they are. I feel so comfy whenever I meet them. Urban friends are more selfish + kiasu if compare with my rural area friends.(whatever la~ im like teaching geography~haha~) anyway, lets continue our main topic for this post~haha~ 5 am we went to fetch the bride. Of coz~ b4 we enter the bride room, we need to pass some challenge by the supporter (bride’s friends) from the bride side. I think bridegroom will think that I m really worth to be his best man lo coz I help him a lot hoho~
1st stage = drink some weird veggie juice mix with chilli. My other friend is so clever, he throw away the juice after I drank 2/4 of it as I complaint that they use lousy blender~
2nd stage = using bread to decorate a sentence to say ‘I love u’. This time of coz they ask my help again as I m an art teacher.
3rd stage = the bridegroom have to answer a few questions about the bride. Luckily he answered all the questions correctly.
4th stage = the bridegroom have to sing a song for the bride while jumping like a frog. (The bridegroom seem a bit angry while doing it~haha)
5th stage = all the guys have to work hard to blow all the flour away inside the big bowl just to find the correct key to open the door lock.
Final stage = have to take away ribbons that tied on the door by just using our mouth. I am the tallest and of coz they need my help again to take away the highest ribbon.

6 am, take the bride to the bridegroom’s house. After that, some traditional occasions were held.


Everything finish around 8 am and for the extra time, we went to a beautiful park to take some photos for the couple. While taking picture, I saw a cute dog doing exercise at the park alone. So funny, the dog was not afraid of us. It just mind his own business~


favourite picture that i took.

10 am – back to the bridegroom’s house. While waiting for the lunch, we play some poker games and take some pictures using my lousy phone.

1 pm – I was damn tired and go back home to have some nap before the dinner.


the bride and i. i try to wear as good boy as possible coz there are a lots of old folks at there.

6.30 pm – sat on my own table and I saw lots of old classmate. I feel like I m in my old secondary school classroom.

11.00 pm – the dinner finish. My friends n I went to have some drink at Isabella. Nice surrounding and beautiful decoration.

12.00 pm - went back to each other's home. i told a lots of ghost story inside my friend's car and all the girls are very scare~haha~im very naughty hor~

Fat Girl by Steel Panther :)

recently a bit busy to study for my coming interview to become a real teacher~therefore, i have no time + a bit lazy to type about my bestman experience~haha~let's view this video that i found quite cool and funny :)



I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar.
I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car.
She said her name was debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craigs.
She had boobs like watermelons, and breath like rotten eggs.

I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes
'cause you're lookin' at me, like I'm a side of fries.
I wanna take your chubby ass, back to my place
Squirt my baby gravy, all over your face, yeahh.

Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more
Fat girl, she can't fit through the door
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!

I wanna prove to you, that my feelings are for real,
So I'm gonna buy you, a million happy meals.
I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me
I wanna sink my summer sausage, into that double-chin yeahh!

Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Fat girl, is ridin' my jock again
Fat girl, is snackin on my cock, again!
Ouch, don't bite!

*Guitar Solo*

My friends keep telling me, I must be going blind
You've got cottage cheese, all over your behind yeahh,
Even though some people point and laugh at us,
You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a buusss!!

Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again
Fat girl, where does your neck begin?
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun
Fat girl, you're really really tons of fun!
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
You're my fat fat girl, oh
You know I really love you!
'cause you're my fat fat girl, oh

Come here baby where you goin'?
Haha, you're a cow!
Come here baby
Hey!
I love you!
I can't live without you!
Can't live without you!
Come here!
Hey! *whistle*
Come here!
*various animal noises*

It's like a jungle in my appartment dude!
All these hot bitches,
And that one fat girl ...

funny video i found in youtube

my bro show me this funny video one year ago. quite funny. wanna share with u all :)


the video is a bit blur~

next one, i found from some blogger~i hope ah sen wont angry while he watch it :/



this one is educational~haha~





okla~i will stop from here~Anyway, recently i only posted videos. well~ next post i will post about my 1st experience as a bestman :)

~seem fun~

will try it soon :)
this is an exercise for those poor people who cant go to gym :)

~Fantastic performance from my idol~

An unreleased song from Kylie Minogue called 'Flower'
who say she can't sing live?
the song is about having her own baby but too bad that after her fight with cancer it seems that her dream to have a baby is shattered. from some of her fans, i found that she was crying while singing this song in other date.



Wrapped in a blanket of hope
asleep in a bed of dreams.
my step into eternity
is not what it might have been.

Or not at all
for who knows
which way the wind is gonna blow
I’m waiting for your gentle whisper

Distant child, my flower
are you blowing in the breeze
can you feel me
as I breathe life into you
in a while, my flower
somewhere in a desert haze
I know one day, you’ll amaze me

An act of balancing, imagining
the moment I can be
looking deep into your eyes
for now, a mystery

Or not at all
for who knows
which way the wind is gonna blow
I’m waiting for your gentle whisper

Distant child, my flower
are you blowing in the breeze
can you feel me
as I breathe life into you
in a while, my flower
somewhere in a desert haze
I know one day, you’ll amaze me

Two hearts
in the hands of time
your love bleeds into mine
I’ll be with you forever
and give you everything I am
want you to understand
it’s you and I together

Distant child, my flower
are you blowing in the breeze
can you feel me
as I breathe life into you
in a while, my flower
somewhere in a desert haze
I know one day, you’ll amaze me

'I Believe In You'
an old song from Kylie again but in acoustic version.



I don't believe you know me
Although you know my name
I don't believe the faults I have
Are only mine to blame
I don't believe in magic
It's only in the mind
I don't believe i'd love somebody
Just to pass the time..

But I..i..i.. believe in you
And I..i..i.. believe in you

I don't believe that beauty
Will ever be replaced
I don't believe a masterpiece
Could ever match your face
The joker's always smiling
In every hand thats dealt
I dont believe that when you die
Your presence isnt felt

But I..i..i.. believe in you
And I..i..i.. believe in you
But I..i..i.. believe in you
And I..i..i.. believe in you

And if you ever have to go away
Nothing in my world could ever be the same
Nothing lasts for ever, but together til the end
I'll give you everything I have again and again

'Cause I believe In you, I believe In,
I Believe in you, I Believe in,
I Believe in you, I believe in,
I believe in you, I Believe in,

'Cause I..i..i.. believe in you
And I..i..i.. believe in you
But I..i..i.. believe in you
And I..i..i.. believe in you

I believe in you, I Believe in
I believe in you, I Believe in
I believe in you, I Believe in
I believe in you, I Believe in

I believe, I believe, I believe in you....

nice lyric~ :)

Smile


Smile
tho' your heart is aching

smile
even tho' it's breaking

when there are clauds in the sky

you'll get by
if you
smile through your fear and sorrow

smile and maybe tomorrow

you'll see the sun come shining thru for you.

Light up your face with gladness

hide ev'ry trace of sadness

altho' a tear maybe ever so near

that's the time you must keep on trying

smile
what's the use of crying

you'll find that life is stillworth while

if you'll just smile.


p/s: true true~usually i like to smile :)

suddenly miss somebody again :)

YOU ARE THERE
in the evening, when the kettle's on for tea
an old familiar feeling settles over me
and it's your face I see
and I believe that you are there

in a garden, when I start to touch a rose
I feel the petals soft and sweet against my nose
I smile and I suppose
that somehow maybe you are there

when I'm dreaming
and I find myself awake without a warning
then I rub my eyes and fantasize
and all at once I realise

it's morning
and my fantasy is fading like a distant star at dawn
my dearest dream is gone
I often think there's just one thing to do:
pretend that dream is true
and tell myself that you are there

~Collin~

I m not always happy go lucky as all of u always like to mentioned~ I also have my sad and miserable moment. It’s just that I seldom express my feeling to my friends. I only express it to my close friends.(hehe, they are so unlucky to be my close friends hor)
I m also realised that I’ve changed a lot in this 4 years especially this year. Hmmmm, I don’t know that my changing is an improvement or not. I’ve becoming more talkative (also known as bitchy for some of my friends) but of cause new friends will said that I m always bitchy. For the old friends, they will say that I changed 360 degree from inside until outside. Some of my old friends (book worm and good mommy’s boy/girl type) can’t accept who I am now and become less contact with me. On the other hand, I gain new friends that totally different with my old friends either from appearance and their thought. I’ve becoming more open minded, independent and more confident about myself if compare with the old Collin. Sometimes become open minded, and more confident about oneself will make people not really like me. Confuse~ sometimes really confuse of myself. I don’t know what I want. As usual I still confuse about myself whether the big changing of myself is a good thing for me or not.
Should I be the happy go lucky + friendly Collin that talks whatever he likes and always like to meet new friends?
OR
Should I be the old humble quiet Collin who always likes to be alone doing his art works and don’t like to mix with people? Fewer friends mean less enemy and hates.

Rainy day always make people moody. Hope u can put your point of view about me lo.


Haha~this is my IC photo 4 years ago. I look very old but my skin was sooo fair even though the lighting is very bad at that time.

~Learning~

crazy or not~ recently nothing to do~so, i go to youtube and found this video. now, im learning it.i hope old guy like me wont hurt any part of my body gua~hahaha~